Warwak Implements Not Implemented

Following Dave Warwak's appearance at the February 25th meeting of the District 3 Board (where he passed out Earth-shaped stress balls to Board members and charged the district was responsible for future illnesses to students because of the recent meat recall) came word today that Mr. Warwak apparently met with some 8th Grade students and gave them vegan-themed pens to distribute to other students riding the bus today. Word quickly spread to Dr. Mahaffy, Middle School principal, and the writing implements were quickly confiscated.

Mr. Warwak might want to stick to distributing his vegan messages to adults in the future.